Sad day for Lord Natas. Dell buying Alienware

Lord Natas called me last night and left me a message. His voice sounded like a man who had lost a loved one or had cheated death. It is the death for the hardcore PC gamer if is true what he muddled on the message. Dell is looking at buying Alienware. I can hear all the hardcore gamers screaming about this. Can you see the new cases with no Alien look with the big Dell symbol all over it. Lord Natas is getting a Dell. No wonder he is in shock. Get your new Alienware soon because the Alien told me they call this a Dell I don't think it will Sell.
Word of advice to Lord Natas if he gets a new machine (Dell ). When you go to QuakeCon with your new Dell (Alienware) do not wear a suit. They might think you are one of the dads loaning a machine to his kid.
Lord Natas getting a Dell. I don't think he thinks that swell.
Sorry Lord Natas. I heard some new consoles are coming out that still look like gaming machines.
DeathofU

YOU KNOW I WOULD GIVE MY $10.00 on this post!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that Dell is excellent for "normal" computer work but gaming they suck ass!
Mr. Dell has been saying he doesn't understand the hardcore gamers, well here is my free advice to you:
1. Get rid of Intel.. who is going to pay $7000.00 for a computer that your going to get your ass handed to you by your friend who is running AMD?
2. The tower has flames on the sides because people won't notice when it really does catch on fire:)
3. When Dell made the XPS line they forgot the O. Xpensive Piece Of Sh$#
The Only reason you should buy the Dull er..Dell is if your wife is saying you can't upgrade your computer because of how expensive natural gas is. You can use reverse psychology on her by saying that you can cut the heating bill by 75% just by this tower alone!!
until next time..
LORD NATAS
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