Review: Dark Messiah Might and Magic




Hello fellow gamers,
I need to start this review out by saying that I have NEVER seen so many bugs in a game that would cause crashes to the desktop like this game! I think the collectors edition could've had a can of Raid in the packaging as well. What really sucks about this is that Arkane studios really had some cool ideas going but the bugs just frustrate you so much that it leaves a bad taste in your mouth! I am a consumer just like all of you and I feel totally cheated out of my money. I could never send out a game to gold status with this many bugs. The only way that I can recommend this game to you out there is to say wait until it is twenty dollars and has at least 2-3 more patches under its belt. I admit I don't know that much about the Might and Magic series but there has to be more enemies to chose from instead of cyclops, dragons, orcs, right??? I would just like to add that I think the Source engine sucks ass.. I think Valve should use a can of Raid on that baby as well.
Pros
1. Really cool making your own sword (melting the bar of metal etc.)
2. Scaling of the environments was fantastic
3. My father was a demon:)
4. My companion had a sexy voice and wanted me to know my "inner self" better:)
Cons
1. Buggy as hell.. call ORKIN
2. Same enemies, I have killed enough Cyclops for the rest of my gaming life
3. I was way too powerful by the time I got to the ending.. I had 15 skill points left just because I wanted to balance the game out some.
4. Source engine sux ass
5. I spent more time watching a load screen than playing
6. Leanne's voice just made me want to kill her (which I did to relieve some stress)
7. I spent $50 bucks for a broken game
until Arkane calls Orkin.....
LORD NATAS

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