Going to have to change website to YOBROGAMES -16 and still gaming

Hello fellow gamers,
You know when you just got to buy a game because er.. well, its been awhile and you just want to make sure you remember how to do it? Well that is what I did yesterday at a BestBuy. I have waited around 3 years for the H.P.Lovecraft inspired game called "Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth" so I picked it up and went to the register to pay for my new prize. You can imagine my shock when the woman asked to see my drivers license because she wanted to make sure I was old enough to buy the game since it is rated M! Maybe being a hardcore gamer and being a total idiot really does wonderful things for my age:) I will be nailing out this game because it has all of my favorite things that are needed on my checklist... READERS KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS IN JUST THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE GAME....
1. Blood ... check
2. scary ambient noises and voices... check
3. no hud to immerse you even more in the game.. check
4. old "grainy film" for cut scenes... check
5. Occult worshippers... check
6. Hanging my self in a insane asylum... check?
7. HAVE TO FIND SAVE POINTS IN GAME (no quicksave feature) f#@!ing check...!

until I GitRdun...

LORD NATAS