LORD NATAS Reviews games that would have gotten" the gong" on the Gong show!!!
Hello fellow gamers,
I hope that some of our readers remember the Gong show that used to be on T.V. where acts would go on the show and if they sucked the judges would bash on a big gong and your fifteen minutes of fame was over! Well, in honor of that show here is my list of games I have"played" this year that I would hit the gong so hard that it would come off its stand... this list is not rated on suckness it just means they just plain suck!
Will Rock- Picked it up for 98 cents and still not worth it! Nothing like having no quick save when dodging huge blades, enemies attacking you and throwing weapons at you!! Saber is making the game Timeshift which if you don't remember I called the game TimeShit in my review of the demo. I hope giving them time to really make a game pays off for VU!!
Terra Wars: NY Invasion- I am a sucker for Sci-fi stuff but I can only steep so low.. and this is the bottom of the barrel. I at least got a chuckle when I was introduced to a hot chick that survived the alien attack for 4 days on her own and now she needs backup?? I decided to explore the enviroment after killing a wave of enemies and got killed by using an elevator to amuse myself? The best laugh came when the game crashed to my desktop.. it must be to powerful of a graphic engine for my Alienware so uninstall it went:)
With X-mas right around the corner (Yikes) I am sure you will see more comments from me on coasters that I just couldn't finish even if ya paid me!! (how much ya offering???)
until next time...
LORD NATAS
I hope that some of our readers remember the Gong show that used to be on T.V. where acts would go on the show and if they sucked the judges would bash on a big gong and your fifteen minutes of fame was over! Well, in honor of that show here is my list of games I have"played" this year that I would hit the gong so hard that it would come off its stand... this list is not rated on suckness it just means they just plain suck!
Will Rock- Picked it up for 98 cents and still not worth it! Nothing like having no quick save when dodging huge blades, enemies attacking you and throwing weapons at you!! Saber is making the game Timeshift which if you don't remember I called the game TimeShit in my review of the demo. I hope giving them time to really make a game pays off for VU!!
Terra Wars: NY Invasion- I am a sucker for Sci-fi stuff but I can only steep so low.. and this is the bottom of the barrel. I at least got a chuckle when I was introduced to a hot chick that survived the alien attack for 4 days on her own and now she needs backup?? I decided to explore the enviroment after killing a wave of enemies and got killed by using an elevator to amuse myself? The best laugh came when the game crashed to my desktop.. it must be to powerful of a graphic engine for my Alienware so uninstall it went:)
With X-mas right around the corner (Yikes) I am sure you will see more comments from me on coasters that I just couldn't finish even if ya paid me!! (how much ya offering???)
until next time...
LORD NATAS

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